Because Being a Bitch is Ballin' (Well, Sometimes...)

Raise your hands if you like to bitch out sometimes! :)
Here are some quotes I've been lovin' lately. :)

"You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance if they're placed around your throat, she's probably slightly upset."

"Ever looked at your ex and wondered "Was I drunk the entire relationship?""

"Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together" - Liz Taylor

"I'm not arguing. I'm simply explaining why I'm right."

"You know it's going to be a great story when it starts off with "So this bitch..."

"Never leave the house in sweats. A girl must be prepared to meet a dashing stranger or old enemy."

"I hear good things happen to people who wait... So I'm going to be an hour late." - KW

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